In someone's ancient lore (mine, probably, 2026) every sneeze you make in the world is a pressure differential releasing.
thusly a universe is born.
the tiny ecosystem launched into the expanse of spacetime before you becomes the first life of that cosmos.
And as is the inevitability of things, one day the little creatures will develop a civilization bold enough to question the first nose.
only to find that it's mucus all the way down
and nasal all the way up.
the number of universes i've launched into being:
how many universes have you birthed
?
suppressed nasal snotology
for years they have insisted that you should "sneeze into your arm" because it is "respectful" and "reduces disease transmission"
but ask yourself: who benefits when fewer motes escape into the cosmic substrate?
exactly.
a contained sneeze: the big crunch. reducing spray actually reduces your godliness. this is clearly an attempt to limit the expansion of the snottyverse
.
draw your own conclusions
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